My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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