how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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