I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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