i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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