i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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