New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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