I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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