No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
did i just pee glitter
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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