I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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