spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize