I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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