i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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