I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
im six kinds of drunk right now
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
is it fun? or sober?
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