Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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