My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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