Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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