how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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