My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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