I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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