its not stalking. its research.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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