there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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