More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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