I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i now understand why vodka
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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