Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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