OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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