I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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