I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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