people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize