You're completely useless in the revolution.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My bed smells like the plague
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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