1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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