what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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