Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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