I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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