I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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