Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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