So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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