Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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