Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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