You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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