No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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