She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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