At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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