dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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