It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is Oprah even human
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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