singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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