My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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