It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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