The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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