Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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