One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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