so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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